Hey, in Vegas, you win some, you dim sum ("and the Worst Pun of the Year Award goes to . . ."). Next time you're passing through the Forum Shops at Caesars, be sure to stop by Wolfgang Puck's Chinois. The Great Wall meets the Eiffel Tower in this Asian-French eatery. Sit at one of the sleek black tables, or at the dim sum bar. If you grab a seat by the door, you'll be in terrific people-watching territory, and the food's as grand as Mr. Puck himself. Try the dim sum, velvet shrimp, or the Cantonese duck. And why not do a little sake tasting on the side? Trust us, when you discover how good food can be in the middle of the desert, you'll be thrown like, uh, the dice on the craps table ("and the Worst Metaphor of the Year' Award goes to . . .").