Ok, you’re going to get married in Vegas. That part is decided. You just don’t know if you want to play Samson and Delilah, Elvis and Priscilla, bungee off the whole thing or do it in the car. No coin can solve this one. So why not try the Strip’s idea of a wedding, ala the HMS Royal Britannia at Treasure Island. As pirates swoop and fires swell, marrying couples shudder in their Skechers. First you take the wedding walk to your spot on the ship, then you walk the plank. This is pirate’s tongue for taking the plunge, hitting the fish, getting clipped, you know what I mean. The captain delivers your wedding vows and a host of pirates and sailors roosting on the nets serve as witnesses. For the asking, a pirate swings down at the appropriate moment and bears rings, all for a hefty ransom of about $3,000. Hey it’s Vegas, baby. For a couple of grand more a deal with the buffet manager is set and you got yourself a party. Treasure Island, 3801 Las Vegas Blvd., 702-894-7111.